“You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?” ― Old Gregg
“Old Gregg: “Hi there.”
Howard Moon: “Who are you?”
Old Gregg: “I’m Old Gregg; pleased to meet ya!” ― Old Gregg
“Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach.” ― Old Gregg
“I know what you’re thinking, ‘Here comes Old Gregg, he’s a scaly man-fish.’ You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show ya. You know what that is? It’s Old Gregg’s vagina! I got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!” ― Old Gregg
“We could do some watercolors together, you and I.” ― Old Gregg
“Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?” ― Old Gregg
“Do you wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?” ― Old Gregg
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Famous Old Gregg Quotes
“I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s’. That one’s ‘Bailey’s A Bit Bigger.’ That one’s ‘As Close As You Can Get To Bailey’s Without Your Eyes Getting Wet.’” ― Old Gregg
“What did it mean to you to see that? Did it mean you love me?” – Old Gregg
“Old Gregg: “Do you love me?”
Howard Moon: “Oh, dear.”
Old Gregg: “Do you love me?” ― Old Gregg
“Maybe I’ll deal with it the way I dealt with Curly Jefferson.” – Old Gregg
Howard Moon: “Uh, gonna have to pretend I didn’t hear that, ― Old Gregg
“Old Gregg: “Do you think you could ever love me?” ― Old Gregg
“Then he realized it was a funky ball of tts from outer space!” – Old Gregg
“You wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?” ― Old Gregg
“It’s attached to your rod, mother licker!” – Old Gregg
“Come on, don’t make me beg now, ‘cause I’m not your regular guy! Don’t be shy! Do you love me?” – Old Gregg
“You love me, and you’ve seen and know me. I’m Old Gregg!” – Old Gregg
Old Gregg Quotes From The Mighty Boosh
“Why are you going? We got everything we need here. We got Bailey’s cream. And everything we need. I’ll get you another Bailey’s.” – Old Gregg
“Maybe I should ask you the same question—what you doing in my waters?” ― Old Gregg
“”Do you like Old Gregg’s place? I’ve got all things that are good.” ― Old Gregg
“Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm? You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?” – Old Gregg
“Oh, you know me. You’ve seen my downstairs mixup.” – Old Gregg
“How come this hook’s in my head, fool?” – Old Gregg
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Funny Old Gregg Quotes to Make You Laugh
“Some say Old Gregg is like a big fish finger. But big, like, as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage!” – Old Gregg
“Gregg’s place. You’ve been asleep. Do you want a little drinky? I’ll get you a drink. You like Bailey’s? Mmmm—creamy. Soft, creamy beige.” – Old Gregg
“Old Gregg: “I’m gonna hurt you.”
Howard Moon: “Excuse me?”
Old Gregg: “I like you.” – Old Gregg
“You’re like a breadstick, ya got no rhythm!” – Old Gregg
“Some say he’s half-man, half-fish, but some say he is more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he’s one fishy b*.” – Old Gregg
“I took Home Economics, I got an A+. I did a crumble. The teacher said mine was the best one.” – Old Gregg
“Let me show you something. I call that one Old Gregg. And then that one I call Old Gregg. And this one, you know what I call that one?” – Old Gregg
“Thank you, sir. I got some more. I got these too. That one’s Bailey’s a bit bigger. And that one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet.” – Old Gregg
“I know what you’re thinking, ‘Here comes Old Gregg. He’s a scaly man-fish.’ You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I have something to show you. You know what that is? That’s Old Gregg’s v*g*n*. I’ve got a mangina! I’m Old Gregg!” – Old Gregg
