1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woz. Woz who? Up your wazoo! 2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny. 3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? I AM NOT A POO! HOW DARE YOU. 4.
“Man with one chopstick go hungry.” “Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.” “He who has a sharp tongue, cuts own throat.” “A bird in hand makes hard to